Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
You almost got us killed.
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