I saw a penis in my cereal this morning. do you think my cheerios are like professor trelawney's tea leaves?
one can only hope.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
Randomize
