did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
Randomize
