I feel like I'm in dance class right now
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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