Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Accepting his friend request would be the Facebook equivalent of pity sex.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Randomize
