You NEED to fuck him he's a doctor with one leg. Are you kidding me right now. This will definitely make the list. Plus he buys all of us drinks.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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