She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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