ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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