all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Oh I know babe. You're shining beacon of adult responsibility. That's why I go down on you.
I go down on you because abs
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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