Your tits are I can't wait for
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
In my defense I didn't know there was concrete on the other side of that fence when I tossed him over it.
You're both fucking idiots and this is why I should never let you two drink alone.
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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