Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
I just had the stunning realization that I lost my virginity in a bunk bed.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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