he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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