we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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