I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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