D3 body, D1 cock
I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
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