I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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