This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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