sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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