My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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