i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
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