if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
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