Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
So I'm looking through your google history on your laptop and you have 'is ketchup even remotely nutritious' and 'alcohol with fewest calories but highest alcohol'. What new fad diet are you on because I feel like we could do this together.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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