Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize