I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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