He thanked me for being "his little blond pogo stick last night". Good thing?
I can't wait until weight watchers comes out with a beer
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
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