So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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