Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Why on earth are you answering my texts promptly? Thought for certain you'd be caught up in some ridiculous orgy by this time.
I'm that good.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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