you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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