pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
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