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I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He? As in you personified your dick?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
His nipple licking is glorious
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