I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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