is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
I stayed at the bar and helped clean up cause I was told I'd get free shots. Didn't happen.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
there is such a gross feeling of satisfaction when the married guy i used to hook up with likes my facebook status.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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