Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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