Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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