Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
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