I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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