i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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