That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
We need to get me chipped asap
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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