what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
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