I just cut my nipple shaving
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I was afraid I was gonna get a URI, so I peed on his front porch.
Randomize
