Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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