Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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