so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
If you shit your pants and not say anything about it right before we have sex one more time I'm dumping you.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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