its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
So, I never imagined myself puking on the side of the road at 10:30 this morning to Lynyrd Skynyrd but here I am.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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