some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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