When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
you never un-have a 4some
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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