dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
