Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Well we get the HIV results on my birthday haha. It'll be like happy birthday kid, you have AIDS.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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