i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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