I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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