Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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