Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
He also told me he would eat mozzarella sticks before having sex with me so I'm mad at him.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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