I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
I don't know why people felt they couldn't use the toilet with me passed out in the tub. I shut the curtain. It was like being in another room.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I think i got beer on your cat.
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