soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Randomize
