so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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