So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I was just giving a mobile app demo to a client, on my iPhone, when a reminder alert appeared across the page blinking "12pm: go home and give John head". You're an asshole
Hahaha oops.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
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